What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Eh, that's Life®.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
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What did the biologist wear on his big date?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What reads and lives in an apple?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why is money so stubborn?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's a pastor's favorite city?