What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you give a sick pig?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What vegetables make the best music?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?