How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
What condiment has wings?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
We had a discussion about roses.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Who invented fractions?
Who is friends with everyone at school?