Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?