What's the politest month?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is a mouse's favorite game?