Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Because moms are priceless.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What farm animal is best at karate?