What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a household of counselors?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?