Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What do trees wear to the lake?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
It's allergy season again?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How do you wash a lamb?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What car always breaks the rules?
What sports are both plant-based?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?