Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?