What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
A pair o' docs.
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Where do superheroes blend right in?
I like telling Dad jokes.
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What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do math teachers eat?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?