What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What animal has the most fun?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?