How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?