What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What was the first animal in space?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?