What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?