Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?