Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
I broke my finger!
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?