Why do cows make great bakers?
Because they are great at making cow-pies!
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is a table you can eat?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the sailor lose his job?