What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?