Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?