What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which fly makes films?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?