Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the computer run out of money?
How many insurance policies do cats need?