What dog wears contact lenses?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why was the cat so small?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How long do chickens work?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?