Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How do you arrest a pig?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the mother rope say to her child?