Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?