What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do you talk to a giant?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What nationality are most fish?
What car always breaks the rules?