What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What is the smallest lion?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
When do mice play every day?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?