Why do cats always get what they want?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?