What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why are grandkids so great?