How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?