What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What is the coolest country?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?