Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
He traveled a lot.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is the strongest animal?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's black and white and red all over?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do nosey peppers do?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.