What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a priest's favorite food?