How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call two birds in love?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What kind of bird can write?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
A book just fell on my head.
What's the friendliest pen?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
How do eggs end a TV show?