Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Because they don't know the words yet.
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's the friendliest national park?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?