Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why are cars magic?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a handsome runner?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?