What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do billboards talk?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?