What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?