What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What was the first animal in space?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why are basketball courts always wet?