What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Stop for lunch!
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What bee is good for your health?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do jokesters study in college?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What fish only swims at night?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?