Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?