What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What animal likes to party the most?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?