Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is a table you can eat?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?