What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the fish blush?
Why do cats love to work?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which band is always treated like royalty?