What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?