What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why are winter days great?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?