Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How are teens like cats?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What kind of bee do teachers love?