What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's the richest basketball team?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?