Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?