What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
How do you measure a millennial?
What condiment has wings?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do all the planets get along?