What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
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Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do cats love to work?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How can you make 7 even?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which music festival was full of lumber?